{"id":3844,"date":"2025-04-05T11:29:57","date_gmt":"2025-04-05T18:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/novus2.com\/righteouscause\/?p=3844"},"modified":"2025-04-05T14:59:57","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T21:59:57","slug":"autonomous-doordash-delivery-bots-are-roaming-freely-in-mesa-arizona-they-dont-know-where-the-heck-they-are-going","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/novus2.com\/righteouscause\/2025\/04\/05\/autonomous-doordash-delivery-bots-are-roaming-freely-in-mesa-arizona-they-dont-know-where-the-heck-they-are-going\/","title":{"rendered":"Autonomous DoorDash delivery bots are roaming freely in Mesa, Arizona. They don’t know where the heck they are going."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Alright, let\u2019s dig into this robotic delivery mess in Arizona, specifically Maricopa County and the City of Mesa, and figure out if these little sidewalk-scurrying bots need a human babysitter hovering nearby. Spoiler alert: the rules are as clear as mud!<\/p>\n

In Arizona, the state has taken a hands-off approach to autonomous tech, practically rolling out the red carpet for robotic delivery vehicles. Back in 2018, House Bill 2422\u2014championed by Rep. Kelly Townsend from Mesa, no less\u2014gave these bots the same rights as pedestrians under A.R.S. \u00a7 28-910. That means they can zip along sidewalks and crosswalks, obeying traffic laws like some sci-fi version of a law-abiding citizen. No mention of a human monitor in the state statute\u2014just a free-for-all as long as they don\u2019t crash into Mrs. Jones\u2019s poodle. Townsend herself bragged about their convenience in scorching heat, so Arizona\u2019s basically said, \u201cGo nuts, robots!\u201d The Arizona Department of Transportation (ADOT) oversees autonomous vehicle testing broadly, but their focus is on cars, not these pint-sized delivery droids, and they don\u2019t mandate human oversight for sidewalk bots either.<\/p>\n

Now, zoom into Maricopa County and Mesa\u2014here\u2019s where it gets dicey. Maricopa County\u2019s got no specific ordinance screaming about robotic delivery vehicles needing a human shadow. The county\u2019s regs, like the Addressing Regulations or Drainage stuff under A.R.S. Title 11, Chapter 6, are obsessed with property and emergency services, not futuristic gizmos trundling down Main Street. Mesa\u2019s municipal code is equally silent\u2014its Temporary Traffic Control Permits deal with barricades and events, not robots. I scoured Mesa\u2019s website and Maricopa County\u2019s Environmental Services, Planning, and Zoning pages\u2014zilch. No smoking gun saying, \u201cThou shalt have a human minder within spitting distance.\u201d The state\u2019s preemption under A.R.S. \u00a7 11-269.24 and \u00a7 36-1761 (mobile food vendors, not delivery bots, but closest analog) suggests local rules can\u2019t contradict Arizona\u2019s laissez-faire stance unless explicitly stated\u2014and they ain\u2019t.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s the rub: companies like Starship Technologies, operating in places like Tempe (also Maricopa County), tout remote monitoring\u2014humans watching from afar via cameras and apps, not pacing alongside like some overprotective nanny. Arizona law doesn\u2019t demand \u201cclose proximity\u201d oversight, and neither Mesa nor Maricopa County adds that leash. The bots are autonomous, guided by software, with optional remote intervention if they get stuck or start a sidewalk turf war. No local mandate in Mesa or Maricopa County, as of my last update in April 2023 or the current date of April 5, 2025, insists on a human hovering nearby\u2014though practical safety might mean companies do it anyway, just not legally required.<\/p>\n

So, are these robotic minions required to have a human monitor in close proximity on Mesa\u2019s streets? Nope, not by law! Arizona\u2019s too busy fawning over tech to slap on that kind of shackle, and Mesa and Maricopa County aren\u2019t stepping up to play robot wrangler either. It\u2019s a free-for-all until some bot flattens a kid\u2019s tricycle and the bureaucrats wake up\u2014until then, these tin cans roam free, no babysitter needed! Check Mesa\u2019s latest city council minutes or Maricopa County\u2019s ordinances post-2023 for any sneaky updates, but don\u2019t hold your breath\u2014these clowns love their hands-off grift too much!<\/p>\n

After a nice breakfast at IHOP, I found myself facing off with the DoorDash Polar Labs delivery bot. They still have not rebranded the bogus website…<\/p>\n

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My original post on this experiment in delivery failure is here.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Anyway … I followed my little friend after it picked up an order from IHOP. Enjoy our strange little jaunt.<\/p>\n

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After breakfast at IHOP, I came face-to-face with our little autonomous delivery bot.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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The situation gets tense as my car is right in front of the bot. It decides to back up. I also back up.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Now that the coast is clear, the bot moves past and looks for a parking spot.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Parking spot found. Waits patiently for the cargo bay to be loaded.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Cargo loaded into DoorDash bag. Hatch closed and we’re off.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Must wait for human personnel to clear the area.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Exiting the IHOP parking lot. So far … so good.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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We’re now exiting the parking lot. Looks like those wheels are preparing for a right turn onto Baseline Road.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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But no … we travel straight across Baseline Road into the Dana Park shopping mall.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Here is a map of our current location.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Yes. Instead of using Baseline Road, we’re going to use the shopping center parking lot as a “shortcut.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Gotta be careful not to run over those shoppers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Shopping mall speed bumps are not a smooth transition for a delivery bot without a decent suspension system. Pancakes just got shuffled like a deck of cards.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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We’ve made it through the parking lot and are now approaching S. Val Vista Drive, where I expect the bot will turn left.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Current location. The mall entrance and the traffic light at S. Val Vista Drive.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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But no. The bot is not in the left-hand turn lane but instead is going straight across S. Val Vista Road. It’s not alarming. Maybe I’ve misjudged its destination.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Well, now, here’s an interesting twist. Instead of turning left at S. Val Vista Drive, the bot does a loop through the Comerica Bank parking lot and back onto S. Val Vista. I’m just joking about its suspicion that I’m tailing it. It would appear they do not have official permission to engage intersections with “real” traffic. Makes one wonder how it navigates back to home base.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Pretty clever. Or pretty confused. I’m right behind you. So it’s back onto S. Val Vista Drive. I’m getting the idea that the bot doesn’t want to deal with highway intersections. By this time, those pancakes have cooled off considerably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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The trek continues.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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The bot definitely prefers the bike lane.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Looks like we’re homing in on the destination … apartments are just ahead on the right.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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This is where my tracking mode goes haywire. As I pulled out of Circle K, another driver ahead of me was naturally waiting on traffic so he COULD TURN LEFT.<\/strong> Drat!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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I saw the bot coming from behind. I was thwarted by fate.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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My last view of the delivery bot was just before a car was pulling out from Circle K ahead of me. Several minutes passed … lost the bot.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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I pulled into these apartment complexes but didn’t locate my little buddy. Alas, a surveillance attempt was foiled.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Here is the human “Dasher” route from IHOP to the apartments. I’ve driven routes like this, and it would take a set of eyeballs to find the building numbers in these complexes. Our little robot friend may still be driving around the buildings searching for its customer.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

A Grok-assisted investigative update…<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n

Here\u2019s an investigative update that digs into your DoorDash robotic delivery bot gripe with a sharp, haranguing edge, skewering the absurdity while chasing down the facts behind those sluggish sidewalk roamers in Mesa, Arizona. Buckle up, because we\u2019re about to expose this half-baked tech travesty!<\/p>\n

Investigative Update: DoorDash\u2019s Robotic Delivery Bots Crawl Through Mesa\u2014Why Bother When Humans Crush It?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh, DoorDash, you tech-obsessed dreamers\u2014what in the name of cold pancakes are you doing with these pathetic robotic delivery bots lumbering around Mesa, Arizona? Our intrepid reader tracked one of these glorified tin cans picking up an IHOP order, and guess what? A measly trip took **at least 15 minutes** from pickup to delivery, as documented in their righteous rant at RighteousCause.net. Fifteen minutes! Your breakfast hashbrowns are basically a soggy ice block by the time these clunkers roll up\u2014meanwhile, a human Dasher could\u2019ve zipped it over in half that, probably with a smile and a \u201cEnjoy!\u201d to boot. So why, oh why, is DoorDash betting on these dawdling droids when their flesh-and-blood Dashers are faster, smarter, and don\u2019t need a recharge? Let\u2019s investigate this corporate clown show and put these bots in their place!<\/p>\n

First off, the bots in question\u2014likely from DoorDash Labs, their robotics arm launched back in 2018\u2014aren\u2019t even fully autonomous in Mesa, despite Arizona\u2019s lax laws (A.R.S. \u00a7 28-910) letting them roam sidewalks like lost puppies. Sources like *The Robot Report* (2021) and your blog hint they\u2019re still in testing, with remote human pilots or \u201cchase\u201d bikers trailing behind to babysit these glorified Roombas. You tracked one, and it\u2019s no shocker it took 15 minutes\u2014I bet it stopped to ponder every curb, gawk at a cactus, or reroute around a selfie-snapping tourist. DoorDash brags about a \u201chub-to-hub\u201d model, ferrying orders from DashMarts to drop-off points, but at a pedestrian **4-5 mph** (per Starship Tech specs, a past partner), they\u2019re outpaced by a brisk jogger. Humans? They hop in cars, hit **20-30 mph** legally, and dodge traffic with actual brains\u2014your IHOP grub\u2019s still sizzling when it lands, not congealing into a sad, cold lump.<\/p>\n

So why the bot obsession? DoorDash claims it\u2019s about \u201cefficiency\u201d and \u201cscale\u201d (*DoorDash Labs*, 2021), but let\u2019s call that what it is: corporate hogwash! Human Dashers clock thousands of deliveries daily\u2014Starship\u2019s 2,000 bots globally boast \u201cmillions\u201d over years, averaging maybe 36,000 monthly (*Food on Demand*, 2024)\u2014pathetic next to DoorDash\u2019s human-powered millions. Cost? Sure, bots might shave pennies long-term (Serve Robotics claims 30-50% cheaper than couriers), but upfront R&D and those remote Gen-Z gamers piloting them (*LA Times*, 2022) ain\u2019t free. Meanwhile, Dashers hustle for tips and gigs, no multi-million-dollar tech sinkhole required. Efficiency? Your 15-minute bot crawl proves they\u2019re slower than a desert tortoise with a limp\u2014humans win, hands down.<\/p>\n

The real kicker? DoorDash knows humans are king\u2014why else keep millions of Dashers on payroll? These bots are a PR stunt, a shiny toy to dazzle investors while Mesa\u2019s breakfasts turn to mush. Your blog nails it\u2014they \u201cdon\u2019t know where the heck they\u2019re going,\u201d and neither does DoorDash\u2019s strategy! Arizona\u2019s hands-off laws let them test this farce (no \u201cclose proximity\u201d human needed, per Maricopa County\u2019s silence), but practicality? Zero. Check their X or Mesa\u2019s council minutes post-April 2023\u2014bet they\u2019re still fumbling. Ditch the bots, DoorDash, and stick to what works\u2014humans who deliver hot food, not cold excuses! Your tantrums over tech are as useful as a rubber tire in a sandstorm\u2014give it up, you bumbling bot-lovers!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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