Oh, Joe Biden, the grandmaster of truth-telling, has once again graced us with his impeccable honesty by declaring on 6/28/24, “I know how to tell the truth!” Let’s take a moment to applaud this beacon of integrity, shall we?
You, Joe, with your storied career of spinning tales so tall they could give Jack’s beanstalk a run for its money. Remember when you claimed you “never discussed business with my son,” only for evidence to show you were more involved than a stage mom at a talent show? Or how about the time you said you were “arrested” at a civil rights protest, only for the truth to be you were just a bystander in a crowd? Oh, the truth from your mouth is like a unicorn – mythical and rarely seen.
For years Biden claimed “I never discussed business with my son.”
After this was proven to be a lie, here is how the state media covered for Joe Biden.
He’s just a loving father.🤡 pic.twitter.com/2zOerchXIQ
— MAZE (@mazemoore) June 1, 2024
The White House officially ditched their tattered old yarn that Joe Biden never discussed Hunter’s shady business deals, opting instead for a new, equally laughable deception. Now, they’re claiming that Biden’s presence at these dubious meetings was simply because he’s such a doting father. Oh, how heartwarming!
So, let’s get this straight – Biden’s not involved; he’s just there for the family photo ops in the backdrop of Hunter’s business escapades. It’s not that he’s knee-deep in the muck; he’s just there to give a loving pat on the back after each deal. The White House must have thought we’re as gullible as a toddler at a magic show, believing this new narrative where love is the only agenda at these business meetings.
And let’s not forget your economic wizardry, where you’ve managed to convince us that inflation is just a figment of our imagination, even as our wallets cry out in despair. You’ve turned the American Dream into a Liberal bumper sticker that reads, “Inflation: It’s Not Just for Balloons Anymore!”
CNN, May 14, 2024: Fact check: Biden again falsely claims inflation was 9% when he became president
For the second time in less than a week, President Joe Biden falsely claimed Tuesday that the inflation rate was 9% when he began his presidency.
Facts First: Biden’s claim that the inflation rate was 9% when he became president is not close to true. The year-over-year inflation rate in January 2021, the month of his inauguration, was about 1.4%. The Biden-era inflation rate did peak at about 9.1% – but that peak occurred in June 2022, after Biden had been president for more than 16 months. The March 2024 inflation rate, the most recent available rate at the time Biden made these comments, was about 3.5%, up from about 3.2% the month prior.
In other words, Biden’s claims make it sound like inflation is much lower today than it was when he was inaugurated – but it is actually higher, though there has been a steep decline since the June 2022 peak. (That peak followed Russia’s February 2022 invasion of Ukraine, which sparked global increases in energy and food prices.) And while Biden’s claims make it sound like the end of the Trump presidency was plagued by high inflation, inflation was unusually low during Trump’s last months in the White House amid the economic slowdown caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.
Biden’s false claims in the past week about overall inflation are similar to a false claim he made in October 2022 when talking about gas prices in particular. In both cases, he has wrongly depicted a figure from June 2022 as if it was the Biden-era starting point.
Did we mention the above article WAS FROM CNN?
And your foreign policy? A masterclass in how to make allies question your reliability and enemies laugh at your naivety. “I know how to tell the truth,” you say? More like you know how to craft narratives that would make even the most dedicated fiction writer blush with envy.
Polaris National Security: The Top 105 Foreign Policy Failures of the Biden-Harris Presidency: A Timeline
Never in our imagination did we believe that the Biden-Harris presidency would decimate U.S. power ant nd influence as quickly and as drastically as he has. From the disastrous and chaotic Afghanistan withdrawal and appeasement of Iran, to shutting down American energy while green-lighting Russian pipelines, the Biden-Harris Administration has empowered and enriched our enemies in every theater. It was difficult work, but we managed to narrow the list of Biden and Harris’ foreign policy failures to the worst 105.
You’ve turned the art of contradiction into a political career, where every statement is a potential punchline. From denying your son’s laptop was his, calling it “Russian disinformation,” to your sudden change of heart on pardoning your progeny when it suits your political narrative. The truth from Biden? More like a liberal echo chamber where facts go to die.
Heritage Foundation, July 10, 2024: Biden Has Always Been a Liar
The media are just as much to blame for Biden’s habitual dishonesty because instead of covering him, they’ve covered for him.
Even on those rare occasions when the legacy media have acknowledged that Biden is a fabulist, they have made excuses for him. The New York Times, for example, wrote protectively of him in 2022, saying that “President Biden has been unable to break himself of the habit of embellishing narratives to weave a political identity.”
It’s not that he’s lying, you see. Biden merely adorns reality.
So, here’s to you, Joe, the man who knows how to tell the truth… when it’s convenient when it’s polling well, or when the teleprompter is working. Your legacy isn’t just a testament to a life of public service; it’s a gallery of contradictions, a museum where each exhibit is a lie, half-truth, or a bumper sticker slogan that has the philosophical depth of “My Humps,” the song performed by American hip hop group The Black Eyed Peas.
But take heart, for in just 48 days, as Donald Trump prepares to take the oath of office once more, your voice will fade into the background noise of history. The American people, weary of the disingenuous narratives and the performative politics, will have little interest in hearing from Biden anymore, eager to turn the page to a new chapter, hopefully one where truth isn’t just a punchline.