The ultra-smart guys at The Lincoln Project have gone “Super Genius,” just like Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes.
The Cerebral Enhance-o-Tron is Calvin’s Thinking Cap, literally. Calvin created it so he could think up an argument to write about. It’s the Transmogrifier connected to a colander by three strings. It made Calvin a super genius, but made his forehead swell as a side effect.
And like Calvin, the brains have swelled at The Lincoln Project, and they are simply amazed at what they can do with the Internet, which they adapt for many imaginative and elaborate uses.
It’s NEW, it’s IMPROVED … The Lincoln Project’s latest “Cerebral Enhance-o-Tron” invention:
They call it, RESOLUTE SQUARE.
In 2020, The Lincoln Project launched to fight Trump and Trumpism. Millions of American patriots joined together to make The Lincoln Project the most effective SuperPac in political history. Of the over $3 billion spent in 2020 campaigns, it was only The Lincoln Project that was so uniquely dangerous to Donald Trump that he tried to have his Attorney General shut it down.
But defeating Donald Trump is not enough. Today the MAGA Republican Party has morphed into a sweeping authoritarian crusade. Don’t let the buffoonish characters fool you – it is a dedicated, serious movement housed in the Republican party, funded by billionaire plutocrats, staffed by dangerous men and women, and amplified by the radical right-wing media ecosystem led by Fox News. They are confident, patient, and committed to breaking American democracy.
And their propaganda machine is growing. Every hour of every day, dozens of radical, right-wing media outlets pump poison into the democratic bloodstream. They thrive on conspiracy, incite hatred, promote violence, spread lies, and tear down America. It is not enough to defeat their hateful candidates; to save the America we love, we must rise up and fight the evil MAGA media with the ferocity it took to defeat Donald Trump.
Traditional media has failed the moment. This is not the time to tell both sides of a lie. We can’t win this war hoping existing media will suddenly learn how to fight. It will never happen, and each day the power of right-wing media grows, a viper wrapping itself around the good heart of America.
This is why some of us from The Lincoln Project have launched a new organization with one mission: fight Fox News and its hateful spawn.
PLEASE, TELL ME MORE…
Resolute Square is built by warriors to go to war. It will be your voice to take on bullies, liars, and freaks like Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro. The MAGA media have convinced themselves they are too powerful to be challenged. We remember when a guy named Donald Trump did the same. You helped prove him wrong. Now it’s time once again to speak truth to power.
Resolute Square is not a billionaire’s vanity project. There are no Corporate Over Lords. We are free to fight with whatever it takes to win for democracy. And we know how to win.
WAIT FOR IT…
But we need your help. We need you to join us in the fight at Resolute Square. Help us build the weapon to blow up the MAGA Media Death Star. We start small, but we are fearless and fiercely determined. With every American who joins Resolute Square, we grow stronger.
This is what we all know: there are more of us than there are of them. We are right, and they are wrong. We will build this together.
For too many years, we have stared at our screens filled with the lies of Fox News and its detestable imitators in disgust and rage. This is our chance to turn the tables. It’s time we made the other side stare at their screens, asking, “Who the hell do they think they are?” while we dismantle their palace of lies one gold brick by gold brick.
We can do this. We must do this. Together.
The battle begins at Resolute Square.
— Stu Stevens, Rick Wilson, Joe Trippi, Reed Galen
The Lincoln Project “resistance grifters” are a cinematic and well-developed con chiseling ready cash out of passers-by and anyone they can put on their “GrifterMail” lists.
It’s a simple game –– persuade low-information voters that everything in their universe is under attack, feed them conspiracies about the “MAGA” monsters under their bed, and then soak the hell out of them for “donations” to help the REAL SOLDIERS who are doing the work of “Saving Democracy.” Their game is well described in this piece by Dannagal G. Young:
The most salient theme across Lincoln Project’s ads, and the theme that is most obviously illustrative of a conservative psychological profile, is the theme of threat. From the dark visuals employing high-contrast black-and-white footage with alarming red text, to the ominous music, to the chilling deep voice of the narrator warning of terrible things to come, LP’s main messaging ingredient is threat.
And that fiction about being “Principled Republicans. This is put to rest by Rick Lowry:
It’s hard to maintain the fiction of The Lincoln Project as a Republican group when Weaver gave a defensive-sounding interview to the Washington Post promising to support the agenda of a prospective President Biden and attack Republicans for opposing him.
If the media didn’t share The Lincoln Project’s political goals, it might cast a more jaundiced eye on the group and simply see political consultants doing what they do best — namely, separating gullible people from their money, in this case Democratic donors.
Same ol’ same ol’ – they’re just in it for themselves. Direct from the cardboard box, er, the Cerebral-Enhance-o-Tron:
A note about Calvin and Hobbes:
If you’re into the nostalgia of Bill Watterson’s genius characters, you can join Calvin and Hobbes on all their adventures in this four-volume collection of every comic from the strip’s eleven-year history (1985 to 1996) on Amazon.
Although the Calvin and Hobbes strip was “retired” from print in 1996, Bill Watterson, winner of the National Cartoonists Society’s highest honor, the Reuben Award, is still a hot topic at … would you believe it … CRACKED.
Watterson has retreated to the realm of anonymity and avoids the public eye … many newspapers have tried but failed to contact him.