In his own voice…

A recording of L Ron Hubbard (LRH), founder of the Church of Scientology, lecturing other Scientologists on how to heal injuries using their Scientologist superpowers.

And then, over the years the man wrote these
TWO HUNDRED AND 97 PAGES on touching people, drugs,
and insanity. The man just kept writing the same things …
over, and over, and over, and over.

From the Scientology Assists Handbook

This handbook contains basic assists, such as the Touch Assist, that can be used in many different situations. There are also a large number of assist processes intended for specific difficulties or conditions—from helping a child get over his bumps and bruises, to handling co-workers in the work-place; from assisting someone recover from a cold, to bringing someone out of a coma!

…An assist is not engaging in healing. It is certainly not engaging in treatment. What it is doing is ASSISTING THE INDIVIDUAL TO HEAL HIMSELF OR BE HEALED BY ANOTHER AGENCY BY REMOVING HIS REASONS FOR PRECIPITATING AND PROLONGING HIS CONDITION AND LESSENING HIS PREDISPOSITION TO FURTHER INJURE HIMSELF OR REMAIN IN AN INTOLERABLE CONDITION.

…PRIOR CONFUSION: Fixed ideas follow a period of confusion. This is also true of engrams that hang up as physical injury. Slow recovery after an engram has been run can be caused by the prior confusion mechanism. The engram of accident or injury can be a [unintelligible] item in a confusion. By two-way comm see if a confusion existed prior to the accident, injury or illness. If so, it may be two-way commed to F/N.

OMG!

Use on Animals: Touch Assists can be used to good results on animals. In doing a Touch Assist on a sick or injured dog or cat, you should wear thick gloves, as they may snap and scratch and disassociate.

No [expletive deleted] Sherlock!

That’s all … I just can’t take any more.