Archive for the ‘Just Hilarious’ Category

Introducing the SPTV “Little Davey Garden Gnome.”

Posted: 23rd May 2023 by Imhotep in David Miscavige, Just Hilarious, Keep Scientology Working (KSW)
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From our “Hangin’ With My Gnomies” series. THE PERFECT ADDITION TO EVERY SCIENTOLOGIST’S “REFLECTION GARDEN.” • “Little Davey” dimensions: 3.5 inch wide x 5 inch deep x 12 inches tall. • Durable design: “Little Davey” is made from a sturdy polyresin material that is lightweight and easy to maneuver. • Classic statue collection: This fun figurine is from our “Hangin’ With My […]

A TV Evangelist and a Scientology Cult leader walk into a bar…

Posted: 22nd May 2023 by Imhotep in David Miscavige, Just Hilarious
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…the bartender says, “Hey guys … nice hairpieces.” SAME ENERGY… Ernest Angley (may he rest in peace) has consistently been voted the #1 coiffed “Holy Man” at Televangelists With Toupes. He even offered locks of his dead wife’s hair (for a monthly contribution of course) in the early 80’s. If you’ve never seen Ernest, then you are […]

A screenplay by the mastermind science fiction writer Hubbard has been uncovered after 40 years.

Posted: 22nd May 2023 by Imhotep in Behind the Scenes, Just Hilarious, L. Ron Hubbard
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The script to an unmade film by the late L. Ron Hubbard was discovered by a janitor at Golden Era Productions while emptying a previously unnoticed waste bin from one of the dozens of unused production offices. Before “Battlefield Earth,” this was the movie that was destined for the big screen. An unidentified source reports […]

L. Ron Hubbard learns it’s difficult to jumpstart a religion when surrounded by Commies.

Posted: 22nd May 2023 by Imhotep in From the Archives, Just Hilarious, L. Ron Hubbard
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He’s gonna show ’em. He knows some folks over at the… March 3, 1951 LOL … he wanted to fingerprint his employees. J. Edgar Hoover responds:

New AI art generating sites offer some spooky results – I asked for an Egyptian version of Scientology’s L. Ron Hubbard

Posted: 21st May 2023 by Imhotep in Behind the Scenes, Egyptian Connection, Just Hilarious
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Ummm … no, this is not the Hubbard you are looking for. You gotta read the rest to earn that reward … also so I can be forgiven for crafting that totally clickbait headline. I am your host here at PseudoScientology.us, Imhotep. And just for full disclosure, Imhotep wasn’t actually a Pharoah like I make him out […]

L. Ron Hubbard on Healing Injuries w/Scientology SuperPower

Posted: 21st May 2023 by Imhotep in Just Hilarious, Medical Quackery, Touchy Feely
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In his own voice… A recording of L Ron Hubbard (LRH), founder of the Church of Scientology, lecturing other Scientologists on how to heal injuries using their Scientologist superpowers.  And then, over the years the man wrote these TWO HUNDRED AND 97 PAGES on touching people, drugs, and insanity. The man just kept writing […]

Have you ever wondered why Scientologists have that creepy “thousand-yard stare” in their eyes?

Posted: 21st May 2023 by Imhotep in Just Hilarious, L. Ron Hubbard, Unbelievable
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“The lights are on, but nobody’s home” … someone who has just gone through some sort of trauma by learning something they probably didn’t need to know or seen something they really shouldn’t have had to see, will often have an unfocused, vacant stare into a vast abyss of nothingness, slipping into a shock and weariness […]

The Comic Book origins of Scientology

Posted: 21st May 2023 by Imhotep in Amazing Factoids, Just Hilarious, L. Ron Hubbard
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The Golden Age of Comic Books The Golden Age of Comic Books was a period in the history of American comic books, generally thought as lasting from the 1930s until the late 1940s, during which comic books enjoyed a surge of popularity, the archetype of the superhero was created and defined, and many of the […]

All About Radiation, “By nuclear physicist and medical doctor,” L. Ron Hubbard

Posted: 20th May 2023 by Imhotep in Just Hilarious, L. Ron Hubbard
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Click the LAUGH TRACK, just to get it over with…   From Wikipedia… All About Radiation is one of the books by L. Ron Hubbard that form the canonical texts of Scientology, although it is no longer promoted by the Church of Scientology nor included in their “Basics” book canon. Its first printing was from […]

Weekend Throwback … Saturday Night Live parody of Scientology.

Posted: 20th May 2023 by Imhotep in Just Hilarious
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Please enjoy because you deserve to laugh at the world’s dumbest Faux-ligion. SNL Music video celebrates … Neurotology.